Imagine, if you will, an alternate world.
A world in which I have a better GPA and social skills, blog more regularly, and cultivate useful hobbies.
There is only one factor that needs to change between this world and that one:
Tetris would have to go.
I love Tetris.
Lately I've been playing Type B/Level 0/High 4 on my Game Boy Color. (Mine is raspberry.)
If you know what I'm talking about: I love you. Let's get married.
Even if we have to go to another state to do so.
We'll watch "West Wing"
and play Tetris
and eat Pringles and Red Vines
for the rest of our lives.
But I digress.
If there was no Game Boy Tetris, I would be reduced to such pasttimes as playing Tetris using cut-up freezer waffles. See below.
Thankfully, I still have Tetris, even though my Game Boy is running low on batteries.
I would write more, but I have, you know, stuff to do...