So I made a discovery: red lipstick tasted just like Red Vines.
This leads me to suspect that Red Vines just taste like dye.
Why not just wear lipstick instead of eating Red Vines, then?
I used to be a huge lover of lipstick, but somewhere along the line, I decided to be like everyone else and wear sheer glosses that sparkle and shine and make hair stick to my mouth.
What sticky lipgloss deserves:
I don't like those glosses very much. So I went for Burt's Bees Pomegranate lip balm, which has a nice tint to it. But sometimes, I just need that little extra POP.
That's where lipstick comes in.
It helps that lipstick has recently seen a resurgence in popularity among Fly Hunniez everywhere.
I feel a little retro, a little modern, and a lot sexy when I wear lipstick.
Who cares if no one notices? I notice.
And I imagine that I look like this: